Cartoon Contest....Third time's the charm!!!

The last two years I have entered this cartoon contest for studentaffairs.com. For some reason my fall-on-the-floor-peeing-my-pants humor has not translated very well to the judges. I know...I can't believe it either.

So this year, I DECLARE TO MY FANS (all two of 'em...thanks mom!) THAT I WILL BRING HOME THE GOLD!!!!

But I need your help (again...all two of you). Here is the the guidelines that were given in order to participate in this contest:

Content:
Technology can refer to, but is not limited to, such topics as--the Internet, PDAs, cyberdating, e-mail, illegal downloading, cyberstalking, personal computers, instant messaging, spam, pop-up ads, gaming, cellphones, etc.

So basically it has to be about college life and technology....oh and it has to be really really funny. So geniuses let's put our brains together and give me your best ideas. (Go here to see last years winners, if that will help.)

As you can see if I win gold I get $400!!!! If I use your idea to get me that gold guess what!?!?!?! Pfffffffff....No I am not going to share it with you. But I will take you to lunch or something.

And no, this is not an optional request. If you read this you must submit some sort of idea under "comments". Don't even think about moving on from this site until you do so.

Thanks!!!!.......NOW SUBMIT AN IDEA!!!!