Grumpy Murtha

I deal with clients everyday that come off the streets looking for insurance. With the majority of them I can tell right away whether they are going to throw attitude in my face or be polite. Is it really that hard to smile? I can usually deal with these people, but if John Murtha were to walk into the office, I would probably just jump out the window. Can this guy really say anything positive about his country? The news media gets giddy just having him on their show anticipating the next outrageous thing he will say. I understand he doesn't agree with anything the White House does, but would it kill him to say something positive. Can you image how grumpy he will be when he gets old....oh wait....he is. Well now it's all making sense.

Looking for Prince Charming

These crazy Utah women will do just about anything. Here is the news article about ABC coming to Utah to find women for their bachelor prince.

Dispensable Lawyers

When you are offered a new job do you ever wonder what happened to the guy before you? Maybe you notice blood stains around your desk that the last guy left. Or your new co-workers give you the "cut-throat" gesture when you make eye contact. After I heard Saddam Hussein's third lawyer was killed I wondered how on earth they would convince someone to take his place. But then again, at least they aren't asking you to coach the Knicks.

Happy Fathers Day, Dad!!!

IPOD ZOMBIES

Before I moved closer to the University of Utah I would commute up to school riding trax. Daily I would see these IPOD Zombies cluttering the train. Their mind was on auto pilot, sitting with a blank stare on their faces absorbing the latest "Hit me baby, one more time". No personality what so ever. I never saw them take the earphones out of their ears...maybe that is because they couldn't.

The Wacos Among Us

There is a media spotlight that shines on some of the strangest people. A lot of those people gain an addiction to that spotlight (at least at times it appears so) and they can't seem to help themselves from jumping in-and-out of it. I formed the idea for this cartoon after reading my brother Chad's blog, which can be read here. He gives the hypothetical situation of putting both Al Gore and Dell Schanze in the same room and see who would come out alive. The only thing that would be worse is if they shared kookoo ideas and decided to join their forces.

Araujo Returns

Follow the Bloody Brick Road

Something tells me Osama Bin Laden is in his cave somewhere saying, "I'll get you my pretty, and your little president too!!!!"

Mark of the Beast, Revelation 13:18

A lot of people are putting up a lot of fuss over this 6-6-06 date. Some pregnant women were induced yesterday so that there would be no chance of their child being born on this day. I wouldn't doubt many are just staying home under their bed. I was married on Friday the 13th so obviously I am someone who isn't superstitious. It made me wonder if anything happened on June 6, 1906. Turns out not too much. Which is good because I am really tired of typing under my bed.

Tough Being Barry

Harry the Boxer?!?!?

Hearing about this mess Harry Reid got himself into with accepting boxing tickets wasn't a huge surprise. Every politician seems to have their hand in someone's cookie jar. The part that blew me away was that these articles stated Senator Reid is a former boxer. Looking at this guy I would think he was a former ballerina before I would consider him being a boxer.