Bronze always was my color

I received this email earlier today:

Dear Mr. Francom:

Congratulations! You have been selected as one of two 3rd Place
winners in the StudentAffairs.com Fourth Annual College Cartoonist
Contest. Your cartoons will be featured on the StudentAffairs.com
website
beginning next week or in the beginning of January. Within the next
2-3 weeks the first place prize of $100.00 will be mailed to you.

If you would like to submit subsequent cartoons on the theme of
college life and technology we pay $20.00 per accepted cartoons. We
send out an email solicitation at the beginning of each month.

Again, congratulations and thank you for participating.


Stuart

My two contest submissions...no thanks to you guys :(

Cartoon Contest....Third time's the charm!!!

The last two years I have entered this cartoon contest for studentaffairs.com. For some reason my fall-on-the-floor-peeing-my-pants humor has not translated very well to the judges. I know...I can't believe it either.

So this year, I DECLARE TO MY FANS (all two of 'em...thanks mom!) THAT I WILL BRING HOME THE GOLD!!!!

But I need your help (again...all two of you). Here is the the guidelines that were given in order to participate in this contest:

Content:
Technology can refer to, but is not limited to, such topics as--the Internet, PDAs, cyberdating, e-mail, illegal downloading, cyberstalking, personal computers, instant messaging, spam, pop-up ads, gaming, cellphones, etc.

So basically it has to be about college life and technology....oh and it has to be really really funny. So geniuses let's put our brains together and give me your best ideas. (Go here to see last years winners, if that will help.)

As you can see if I win gold I get $400!!!! If I use your idea to get me that gold guess what!?!?!?! Pfffffffff....No I am not going to share it with you. But I will take you to lunch or something.

And no, this is not an optional request. If you read this you must submit some sort of idea under "comments". Don't even think about moving on from this site until you do so.

Thanks!!!!.......NOW SUBMIT AN IDEA!!!!